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A big thank you to everyone that has viewed my art, faved and commented it, and even a big thanks to those that just looked at my page.

Well, since i'm at it, where have i been? working! im on university holidays so i'm working in a jeweler now and it's brilliant. Back to uni all the way in March so holidays are awesome.

Hope you're all doing well.

xx

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Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.

A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
A: The lawyer charges more.

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Mmhmm....


Haven't taken a photo for AGES.

Damn uni eating my life.

sadpanda.

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Back to uni

Major sad panda occuring.

Contract law, constitutional law and corporate finance this semester.

Fun fun......

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Ah relief has come....

One month off and time to relax

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