Be prepared!



Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.

A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Don't forget...

Be prepared!



Mmhmm....


Haven't taken a photo for AGES.

Damn uni eating my life.

sadpanda.

Don't forget...

Be prepared!



Back to uni

Major sad panda occuring.

Contract law, constitutional law and corporate finance this semester.

Fun fun......

Don't forget...

Be prepared!



Ah relief has come....

One month off and time to relax

Don't forget...

Be prepared!



UGH.

Hypo is tired.

Curse you uni and all your stupid exams. I don't care that you wish to assess my brain. YOU SUCK.

4 hours of statistics..

2.5hrs of strategy..

4 hours of TORT LAW ON A FREAKING SATURDAY followed by

2.5 hours of criminal law.

What is this shit!

I'm not even half way through the exams and i can't wait for the holidays to get here. NOW.

Don't forget...